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[25 Aug 2003|09:00pm]
Hi, I'm Jimmy and I have an unhealthy interest in troll dolls. I've tried to get over it, but nothing works.

What? This isn't "Troll Dolls Anonymous"? Damn. Then what is this? A journal?

I guess I can give it a shot.


Some of you may have seen my face before... and some may have gone blind from it, but either way, I know you are happy that I am here. Aw, look.. I can see the joy in your eyes.

The name is Jimmy Fallon... I would be an actor/comedian. I also have a music project on the side and I think that I am a damn good singer. Watch out Timberlake, Jimmah is steppin in! But no really, my first album is called "The Bathroom Wall" and it's been out for a year and eight days. I would tell you how many hours and minutes but that all depends on where your location is.

But I'm very proud of the album. It done pretty well I assume. The whole idea for it stated on the third show I did on "Saturday Night Live". That was the best show I ever had on SNL. Ben Stiller was the host, and I did an impression of Adam Sandler on "Celebrity Jeopardy," and on "Weekend Update With Collin Quinn," I did this musical parody, and that was always in my comedy act. Some people at DreamWorks saw that and said, "Oh man, this guy is going to make a record." So they called my manager and they set this whole thing up with Mo Ostin, who has worked with Lorne Michaels before. And every comedy album ever made in the history of comedy has Mo Ostin’s name on it.

The first single and first track is called "Idiot Boyfriend". I was on tour during the SNL off weeks. I do standup at these colleges, and I’m in this hotel room and just thinking, "What would a jackass boyfriend sing to his girl?" I got this tune and the part about "I know what you want/ I know what you need." I had a video camera there because I tape my act, and I just taped myself in the mirror singing the song because I didn’t want to forget it. I was totally going for that "You Make Me Feel Like Dancing" vibe.

But no, I am the worst boyfriend there is. Definitely. I'm unfocused. I do the stupidest things. I end up apologizing more than saying, "Hello."

And this is long and boring so I am out.



AIM:
Idiot Fallon
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